Jacob

A tall-ass nigga who gets all them hoes on his 6’8-ass dick

Some hoe: I wanna fucc Jacob😍😍😍
His nigga Erik: Damn that’s my nigga Jacob

by I am not a cat or. Shark November 24, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is a person who likes to slap your ass in a no homo way or that's what people think. He loves swallow penis especially his boyfriends Jing Dong so if you give him a nickel he might just tickle your pickle. So he is fat and rolls like a doughnut but can't still seem to slide the Dm's

Friend1: do you have a spare nickel so Jacob can blow me
Friend2: sure he is really good at what he does

by BRANKS_BOI November 18, 2018

Jacob McGuigan

Jacob is a stunning man, seen as a father to some and a best friend to all, this 105lb man will beat the living wheels off you if you dare speak word of anyone he loves. Jacob is a hard worker who never backs down, he is always ready to drop the mitts on the ice or throw the biscuit top cheese. this guy is a all around BEAST and all aspire to some day be as great as him.

*Someone chirps isla rose*
* Jacob beats the wheels off them*
"holy shit that guy just got Jacob McGuiganed to fuck"

by Taintlickerwafflekicker May 20, 2022

Jacob Meadowcroft

a hater of Jacob Sartorius although they share the same passion being annoying and hating on eachother

I HATE JACOB SARTORIUS

LIKE EVERY OTHER NORMAL HUMAN BEING - JACOB MEADOWCROFT

by LOLQUEENASF June 27, 2016

Jacobs

Jacobs

The definition of Jacobs is When she gives you a dry blow job, with zero saliva and it feels like she ate ten crackers before sucking your cock

by Mr_Ardon June 3, 2023

Jacob

Two-faced like a Poundland Batman villain and folds faster than a Primark deckchair after two drinks. Cannot handle booze, cannot handle drugs, cannot even handle himself — but will still swear blind he’s “fine” while single-handedly ruining the vibe like it’s his full-time job.
Tragically, beneath all the chaos, there’s actually a decent lad buried somewhere… but he’s held hostage by Drunk Goblin Jacob.

“Whose idea was it to let Jacob drink again? I’m not paying for another fire extinguisher.”

by Sheknows123117 November 25, 2025

Jacob tobias Howes

A man who is good at keeping scores at a primary school gala day

Head over to Jacob tobias howes after your race to get your medal

by lrentboy June 17, 2023