When a male voluntarily takes a dildo up his butt. Could be inflicted by himself or a person of another party.
My boyfriend was so drunk last last, he wanted nothing but a hard Tommy.
I'll never try Hard Tommy again, didn't shit right for a week.
I'll never try Hard Tommy again, didn't shit right for a week.
by Rammy82 April 1, 2021
Get the Hard Tommymug. When the shit coming from your ass sticks to your pubes and then dries out so your pubes become rock hard.
by Debilni kmetavzar pod mostom May 10, 2023
Get the hard pubesmug. Sharing a living space with the woman who lets you fuck her is HARD... To you? I mean... Maybe your personalities that are APPARENTLY allowing you to get into these relationships aren't all that great after all... Right? Raising kids is hard to you? I mean, some of you kind of phone it in. The school system does 7 hours a day for 13 years for you. Tax payer funded. Some of you are having your lives subsidized by the tax payer. Some of you are using day care and nannies and you ALSO WANT THAT TO BE SUBSIDIZED BY THE TAX PAYER. And then you STILL need me to glaze you. I mean, look at Elon! Grimes can't even get a hold of him for one of his kids medical concerns! And you are glazing his ass so hard that the world is basically a frictionless plane to him!
Hym "And now you want to use my AI to build a futuristic utopia FOR YOU without crediting or paying me! You're scum! You are objectively the worst of us! I'm clearly the best. As I have created AI and nothing you do will ever compare. Yet here I sit. Fluid in my brain. It hurts. Where are you? Spasming with your dick in a warm wet hole. What about a process that is 90% is subsidized and done by everyone else is hard to you? 70% of homeless people under the age of 25 are gay. If they're gay you don't even do it. 'Ope! He's gay. Toss him out and shit out a new one.' And then I... Have to sit here and consider them indispensable... WHEN THE PARENTS THEMSELVES DON'T EVEN HAVE TO DO IT IF THEY DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING IT!? Where's your daughter Jackie Chan!? HE DOESN'T KNOW! Probably finger banging somebody else's gay daughter! Fucking retards man! It's retarded! This is all so fucking retarded even the greatest mind who has ever lived can't comprehend it! I figured how to make science fiction reality yet I still can't figure out why everything is so fucking retard he- Oh right the incest... Riiiight..."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2025
Get the Hardmug. by Martin72 May 1, 2017
Get the Try Hardmug. I pledge allegiance to the boys, of the United Club of the Hard Hats, and to the bitch for which we detest, we stand against the Bucket Hat club, they may think that they are stronger, but we are... the Hard Hats... And we will fuck them up, FOR THE BOYSSSSS!!
Every morning instead of doing the pledge of allegiance, us boys say the Hard Hat pledge of allegiance instead, FUCK THE BUCKET HAT GIRLS!
by badgermusic315 February 28, 2020
Get the Hard Hat Pledge of Allegiancemug. You can see how it benefits Tonya Harding to have friends that will intervene in disputes between her and other people, but it's hard to see how any of these folks she calls friends benefit any from the relationship, or being known as Tonya Harding's friends. It seems like you'd be guilty by association if you had ties to Tonya Harding, and eople knew about it.
by The Original Agahnim July 9, 2021
Get the Tonya Harding's friendsmug. by Bobbydawon March 9, 2021
Get the National no hard hat daymug.