Fight a spooky ghost

Used to describe when someone masturbates and ejaculates all over the place. The term comes from Randy Marsh from South Park when he used that term as an excuse to why there was cum all over the place after jacking off to internet porn.
Peter Dutton just lost his seat and the federal election in a landslide. I'm off to fight a spooky ghost with Ali France.
by Rian Gigs II May 04, 2025
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fighting ghosts

when someone pretends or lies about receiving backlash
"he thinks people are rioting over his latest message, he's fighting ghosts"
by sroobkiller October 28, 2024
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e-ghost

Leave a virtual social gathering without any indication.
Kristy was none too happy when Matthew e-ghosted, leaving her alone with friends on FaceTime last night.
by GoldenChild12 March 28, 2020
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Read Receipt Ghost

Read Receipt Ghost (pronounced: reed ree-SEET gohst)
noun, informal

1. A person who has deliberately turned off read receipts in a messaging application, making it impossible for the sender to know whether the message has been read, thereby creating an air of uncertainty. A technique often employed by those who are: habitual liars, privacy ‘enthusiasts’, and/or those who only use people for selfish purposes while ghosting (in an unprovable way) the rest of the time.

Pronunciation: /ri d rɪˈsi t goʊst/
“I’ve been messaging him for days and either he turned off his read receipts or he’s not seen my messages; he’s a read receipt ghost.”
“Dude only texts me when he wants something, when I text, nothing. Dudes’ got read receipts turned off and says “I didn’t see your messages””
“I’ve noticed you’re a read receipt ghost, mind turning on your read receipts for me?”
by English is evolving October 29, 2023
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Moaning Ghost

The sexual act when one party is engaging in sexual intercourse from behind and just as they are about to orgasm, they pour a cup of water and then a cup of flour on the other’s body.
Did you hear Ethan did the Moaning Ghost with that hippie chick last night? She’s pissed
by Tim.O.Thy July 15, 2021
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poop ghost

A urban myth of a haunted being observing people as they engage in excretion. It is said that it is the reason for most discomforts during bowel movement and paranormal activities when one is on the loo, such as odd noises from the outside. It is said that the poop ghost can only be prevented by the presence of boobs near the person pooping, either physically or visually.
1: I couldn't let it out, I got way too scared to poop in the bathroom.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.
by uxD524 November 27, 2019
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ghost pumping

Moving your hand up and down a guys dick without actually touching it, teasing the guy and most likely pissing him off but in a good way.
"Stop ghost pumping and just jack me off babe."
"But teasing you is so much fun."
by Icantbreathe1996 November 30, 2015
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