desk fucking

When you drill a hole in a desk and fuck the hole and then cum into a pencil box

There was a kid desk fucking at school.. I never saw him again after that.

by Salmon_Slapper May 23, 2017

Fuck It Shot

A term commonly used when shooting a firearm on a timed range at a target and not using your front or rear sights due to being under stress.

Wow the target was only 7 yards away how did you miss. Did you just shoot a fuck it shot?

by Police Academy January 10, 2022

Fat Fuck

A person that treats people like shit because they are resentful that they are fat. Not all Fat people are like this but Fat Fucks are only nice to other fat people until the other person loses weight then they are bitter and rude to them.

That fat fuck is so annoying and rude.

by HoodforChrist January 22, 2019

Kung Fucked

When someone has been fucked up via Kung Fu

Dave: Wow, Jim just got Kung Fucked

by xAorta/Invisible39 January 26, 2010

Fuck me

Im not gonna be like those dumb s*x things so it means:
When your mad or you got into a frustrating situation

Idk person: Fuck me i got into this situation.

by CR7andmessiisGOAT July 12, 2023

twinkie fuck

to get railed from the back and get creamed in.

"Bro I just saw joey get twinkie fucked." "Man he's gonna deal with a lot of cream"

by sparkzuwu August 24, 2021

pencil fucked

when you go to a dealership of some sort, (car, motorcycle, RV boat, etc) and they do math-a-matical magic with your trade, the cost of your new toy, the finance guy and his crap, extended warranties, and when all is said and done, you have no idea if you got a good deal or not.

Bob: Hey guy, nice new car. How'd that all work out for you?

Rob: I have no idea, got pencil fucked at the stealership. All I know is its 359/month for the next 60 months.

by 914D April 21, 2013