Ethan Stephenson

To be a thot for goth chicks that will ruin your life. Usually has a drinking problem. Also has trouble finding “The one eyed gopher” on more then one occasion. But a loyal scumbag.

Wow that dude is a loser, his name must be Ethan Stephenson

by Renno911420 April 23, 2022

Ethan

The best person ever. Truthfully will be your soulmate. He had to be the right Ethan because there’s some Ethan’s out there that suck complete ass. If you find the right one he is loyal, kind, funny, hard working, and literally everything good. His smile will lighten up your day and his hugs will make you feel like you are on top of the world. I hope y’all find someone like my Ethan.

Omfg Ethan is so sexy!

Mom! Guess what! ETHAN ASKED ME OUT!
Ethan, Ethan, Ethan, Ethan

by monster girl45 December 10, 2021

Ethan

Ethan , the best person to exist . Will go to any length to bring a smile to anyone’s face . 😇😎😇💞😇❤️ 🔥
Has the juciest Capri suns in the fridge 👍🏻.
You see him walk into a room and burst into aware

“Is that a angel to walk into the room ?”
“ no it’s just Ethan “

by Bulbasaur010521 March 2, 2022

Ethan Weber

A trash raging little boy who is trash and is also ninja junior

Bro you are so Ethan Weber

by Oof kid February 24, 2019

Ethan

Computer science major. God at all video games, especially league of legends. Wears flannels and has bangs. Asian

It is your boy, Ethan.

by MEOWmyAssHole December 10, 2020

Ethan

Someone that lies all the time and is an epic gamer

He lied that he had diamonds he's such an Ethan

by heynoobs12 October 8, 2020

Ethan

A person that lures people called Patrik, Stefan and Felix into his home. Where they lick his schling. They do the because they love him and it is so big that they can’t resist

EXP.
Person:“Hi Patrik, what are you doing“
Patrik:“Im going to suck ethans cock

by Denuded November 26, 2021