An Ethan Joke is a joke that is started by Ethan Channing (the famous Splatoon™ pro player) that he has no idea how to finish resulting in the joke being extremely nonsensical and unfunny
"Dhillion Barret, more like Dhillion Gayett" - Ethan
"Damn, what a hysterical Ethan joke" - Normal Human Beings (who are not Splatoon™ pro players)
"Damn, what a hysterical Ethan joke" - Normal Human Beings (who are not Splatoon™ pro players)
by EpicSplatoonGamer May 20, 2019
Get the Ethan Joke mug.Ethan Vu is a caring and smart friend who will always help you with homework and classwork in school. Ethan Vu's best enemy is Jerrick aka the beast that moans in front of everyone saying "I am attractive." So be Ethan Vu's friend and p.l.s help the moaning beast to stop moaning. Aka Jerrick.
Jerrick-*moans*
Ethan Vu- p.l.s stop moaning Jerrick.
Jerrick-"Ethan Vuuuuuu, I am more attractive"
Ethan Vu-shut up bitch
Ethan Vu- p.l.s stop moaning Jerrick.
Jerrick-"Ethan Vuuuuuu, I am more attractive"
Ethan Vu-shut up bitch
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He's grounded and handsome, strong and hard working. He'd go through a lot to help you, and in his selflessness, he'll cast all of his problems completely to the side for your sake. He's an incredible man, and definitely one in a million!
He's grounded and handsome, strong and hard working. He'd go through a lot to help you, and in his selflessness, he'll cast all of his problems completely to the side for your sake. He's an incredible man, and definitely one in a million!
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Get the Ethan John mug.This kid is the best person I know he makes a smile he irritates me makes me smile again and that he'll feel bad for no reason he'll forget to call you or he'll make you cry or something stupid but he loves you and I know that I love him if I hadn't met him I'd probably be dead in a ditch somewhere or still crying about my stupid ex or something but I'm happy I met him
Ethan is the best person I know
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Usually his best friend in those classes make fun of him for it
They both enjoy Oragami
Usually his best friend in those classes make fun of him for it
They both enjoy Oragami
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