Egg Gourd

A southern term for a smooth round rock found in river beds, sometimes drilled out and used to make a makeshift explosive device

Boy howdy Roy, you see that egg gourd over yonder?

by DerpyPrengin June 24, 2020

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Egg

A transgender person who is still in the closet, likely even to themselves. The egg cracks or hatches when they realize they are trans.

"Back when I was an egg I used to do a lot of traditionally masculine things to compensate, but once I came out I stopped feeling the need."

by SunsetViolin December 31, 2020

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omelette without eggs

is a meal cooked the same way as omelette, but without eggs

let's eat an omelette without eggs

by MICHELLEE42 May 5, 2023

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Lay eggs

Something that someone named Chloe always says.

Chloe: "LAY EGGS"

Everyone: "stfu"

by chloe_gyuri January 11, 2025

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English Egg Salad

When your girl shits eggy diarrhea into your salad while you are eating it, normally combines with other feces or human excrement such as semen or urine

“Hey babe, what do you fancy for dinner tonight?”
“Can we have an English Egg Salad?”

by chickfilamastar August 7, 2025

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The act of holding on your piss to your limit and then proceed to edge yourself to be able to release a wonderful mixture of piss and semen inside of your bros asshole. You then let it ferment for a few minutes and now you can cook and eat it.

Hey my best bro, wanna eat some scrambled eggs with me ? (subliminal message)

by Grigni August 16, 2024

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