jail dance

A sexual dance performed by an adult on a minor, or vice-versa, resulting in one or both of the participants serving time

"Hey man, did you hear about the kid that went to the club for his birthday? What a badass!"

"Yeah, but the cops found out it was a jail dance and arrested the performer. He does look mature for an eleven year old though"

by Word_4_word September 21, 2016

River Dance

The dance someone does when they unexpectedly fall into a cold river.

"Did you see that turtle in the river?"

"No."

"Hang on and i'll try to get him to move..."

(Slides, and SPLASH...Arms flaling, legs kicking in a most disturbing manner, look on face priceless)

"Ooooo! Aaaah! Coooold!...Hey, where's the turtle?"

"Um, I don't think he liked your 'River Dance'!"

by Adybug April 1, 2010

dancing helmi

an awsome dance only know to the select few. it can only be performed by those rare and blessed with the talent

She was the epitome of cool-ness because she learned how to do the dancing helmi.

by peanUt November 27, 2003

lab dance

When a lab's a puppy and there all excited. Then they jump up and put their front paws around you and have ''sex'' with you.

(little boy around five is walking to his mum after having being victim of a lab dance) mummy!!! im not a virgin anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by kicknickinthenet January 2, 2008

danc

some mate in the roblox game the chosen one was playing simon says and he said "simon says danc" he got mad at us when we did /e dance so i guess this is the opposite of dance

"Simon says danc"

by Beavinator84 June 18, 2023

Diggy Dance

A frantic dance a Geordie does when he has held it in too long. This usually occurs after one too many brown ales and a failure to visit the water fall grotto before leaving the pub or when small children have a sudden need to go.

(Mam) ..."Tommy is doing a diggy dance. Best get him to the toilet before he wets his pants!"

by stevo1977 June 20, 2021

Romance and Friend-Dance

When you’re really attracted to your friend but not compatible to date, the middle ground between the one-night stand and the true love-making aka “ride-and-bride”is known as a “romance and friend-dance”.

(resubmission of accidental removal)

I don’t think it’s a good idea we date, so what do you say we just “romance and friend-dance” instead at my place?

by candiedbones November 8, 2021