Dad

Daddy is a sexual way to call someone (usually your partner). Dad is like daddy material, but also boyfriend material.

Jack Johnson is a dad.

by livsdonewithlifedatemewdw July 07, 2018

Dad

Milk shop

I'm off to the milk shop be home soon
69 years later.. mum where's dad
Dad.. funking kill yourself you 4 year old ill gladly take you to the golden gate bridge little dick brain

by Mamaimacriminal February 21, 2023

Dad

he left to go to the store 8 years ago

"Hey son, I'm heading to get cigarettes from the store"
"Alright, Bye Dad!"

by JakePaulerJustKiddingHesAnAss April 07, 2019

dad

A man who left you 12 years ago and never came with the milk...

YO DID YOU FIND dad?
you: *VIETNAM FLASHBACKS*

by dad(real) March 01, 2022

dad

gone

my dad is gone

by lilabortion September 25, 2019

Dad

Someone that left when I was 5

My daddy left when I was five, he didn't come back so I cried

by Peniswhapper March 15, 2020

Dad

Magician

Person 1: My dad is a magician
Person 2: For real what can he do
Person 1: He disappeared. HE went "Abracadabra alakazam watch me as I disappear forever"

by I make bad jokes May 06, 2020