cunt sneeze

when a woman reaches her orgasm, right after a man ejaculates insider her, and she sprays cum out of her vagina.

kelts was fucking this girl, but he is a minute man so he came then she cunt sneezed.

by country boyz October 27, 2008

Mother's Cunt

The flange of your mum

I love to lick your mother's hairy smelly cunt

She had a face like your mother's cunt

by Matthew Carter April 18, 2005

cunt prowler

1. Someone who is addicted to cunts, meaning they physically and mentally cannot go a certain amount of time without it. Usually results in having sex with someone they normally wouldn't, simply because they need a fix. Similiar to alcohol and drug addiction because in all three, a person is craving a release from stress and/or some form of gratification.

2. A lame reason people give for cheating on their significant other.

3.Sometimes it becomes a reason to rape

1. "I can't believe I had sex with that cunt prowler...he has every STD known to man and a few known only to dogs.

2. I felt the need to jump SOMEONE, and she happened to be right there. I hate being a cunt prowler."

3. "Honey, it wasn't my fault I slept with your grandma...I was born a cunt prowler,there is nothing i can do about it'.

by zingeraddict September 27, 2011

prison cunt

An oriface created on any part of the body via an incision, used for penatrative sex of the most demeaning and painful variety.

"Did you hear? Johnny swiped some blow of some clowns, so they cut him a prison cunt and filled it with their seltzer."

"Why you in the infirmary?"
"Said the wrong thing, their sucking semen out of the prison cunt on my leg."

by Dr. Sydney Viscous May 2, 2008

cunt awning

A layer of flab hanging over the "cuntal" region.

Hey, check out that chicks cunt awning!
Eww! total muffin top!

by Stew Pidaso December 3, 2007

cunt bubble

the bubble that may produce after a fart while sitting down. the air bubble travels to the vaginal area and typically creates a tickling sensation.

or

a very funny, very vulgar insult.

"Ah! I just got a cunt bubble, I hate those!"

or

"Shut the fuck up, cunt bubble!"

by Shannon Reid January 2, 2005

Daft cunt

A completely misinformed person.

Barbara: NRA is terrorist group now profiting off people's fears. Plain and simple. They weren't like that when they first started. They changed

Me: You really are a daft cunt aren't you.

by Vaerr June 1, 2018