Anal Glaucoma

When your ass can't differentiate what it likes to wink at. Like not realizing they are doing it to someone from the same sex.

A guy tells another guy "Hey that's a nice shirt" and then proceed to wink at him with his anal glaucoma.

by Penelope Pimp June 25, 2010

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anal volcano

The act of playing MW2 while railing your girlfriend / significant other in the anal geographic area while dropping a nuke at the same time you blow your load.

Man, i just anal volcanoed that chick while i dropped a nuke on those scrubs.

by analvolcano April 11, 2010

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When one's anus suffers from severe pwnage.

This pwnage can be present in a form of ways such as getting pwned in a game of basketball, or simply losing to a little Chinese boy at a game of chess in less than 11 moves.

"Did you see that monster grab I had at last night's game?! Total anal drainage!"

by J-Thread February 5, 2010

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Anal Dysfunction

When your anus is not functioning from being clogged. It can only be cured by making another hole in your ass.

George put Advil up his anus because of his anal dysfunction

by Anal_dysfunction January 19, 2011

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Anal-Dexterity

1.(Noun) The Ability to control one's bowels in movements of an acrobatic fashion.

"With Jeff's <i>Anal-Dexterity<i> He is able to To spell his name."

"Dude...I don't have the <i> anal-dexterity <i> To make a Tomigatchi Poop

by lllGabelll February 6, 2008

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anal tennis

The act of playing tennis with inserting the ball into the anus, farting, and launching it towards the other side of the court. May also refer to the act of playing tennis by holding the racket with one's asshole.

"I played anal tennis with Micheal today."

-A: "Hey man, we should play anal tennis sometime."
-B: "Sure thing, Trevor."

by Striving Door January 23, 2014

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