The orange car is having zoomies again
by anga83 March 25, 2024
Get the carmug. "Me when im a silly car"
"Like when u go 'chipi chipi chapa chapa dubi dubi daba daba magico mi dubi dubi boom boom boom boom'?"
"ye"
"Like when u go 'chipi chipi chapa chapa dubi dubi daba daba magico mi dubi dubi boom boom boom boom'?"
"ye"
by tweek :) January 8, 2024
Get the carmug. by CSG Spender November 3, 2023
Get the New Orleans Car Washmug. to have sexual intercourse
by ST3V3P4U1 November 20, 2022
Get the Carmug. Man 1: I really really need to poop but were doing a car dive
Man 2: Hey dude what is the problem
Man 1: I really really need to poop but we're doing a car dive. What do I do?
Man 2: Then just poop in the car
Man 1: Okay then
a few minutes later
Mom: What is that smell boys?
Man 1: It noth-
Man 2: My bro pooped in the car I'm sure you won't mind rig-
Mom: YOU ARE GROUNDED
Man 1: Great, just great
Man 2: Hey dude what is the problem
Man 1: I really really need to poop but we're doing a car dive. What do I do?
Man 2: Then just poop in the car
Man 1: Okay then
a few minutes later
Mom: What is that smell boys?
Man 1: It noth-
Man 2: My bro pooped in the car I'm sure you won't mind rig-
Mom: YOU ARE GROUNDED
Man 1: Great, just great
by Cutiepie_Panda September 30, 2021
Get the Poop in the carmug. A CAR IS PROBABLY YOUR ONLY FRIEND
by TheEPYCKid December 10, 2023
Get the carmug. A small, furry, carnivorous mammal. It is the only domesticated species of the family Felidae and is often kept as a house pet.
Sometimes when I met my car he starts purring.
My car is hungry. Honey, grab the Fancy Feast!
I hate cars. Dogs are so much better.
My car is hungry. Honey, grab the Fancy Feast!
I hate cars. Dogs are so much better.
by shnar-bar the cookie jar May 31, 2024
Get the carmug.