as mad as a cut snake

It means insane. Because when a snake gets chopped in two it goes crazy (don't try at home)

He was as mad as a cut snake.

by DoneForG%?d June 24, 2016

Snake Butt

Somebody who is always pissed off leading you to believe there is a snake up their butt.

dude, snake butt won't let us hang out with his sister

by sean88 December 10, 2011

Snake

Someone who is a fake ass bitch. Aka Xander, Boomerang or just Alexander. He will usually try and flex on people with his earnings from his shitty dead end job as a Walmart Security Guard. Oh and let's not forget he can flex his money yet he can't buy a Trojan (not a Magnum because he isn't 9 inches, liesss) for his boomerang dick, hence why he has a kid at 21.

There's a snake in my timbs.

Yo I can't believe how much that boomerang curves.

by Boomerangs Suck May 13, 2020

Milkshake Snake

As in same as being a milkshake duck but this milkshake is a bad man you should never have trusted that is a total wanker, a loser that pretended to be boyfriend material.

Person 1: I'm not with Roger anyone,

person 2: another milkshake Snake, huh?

by 4a1000years June 17, 2018

Snake In A Fishbowl

When air is blown into a condom and slid over the head of a penis.

PERSON A: "Woah is that a snake in a fishbowl"

PERSON B: "No. It's just my dick"

by 4:20 Braised steak it June 1, 2014

celtic snake

a cock that has blue tribal design tatoos on it

Bob: "Damn I feel good."
Mark: "Why do you feel so good Bob?"
Bob: "I just screwed a chick with my celtic snake!"
Mark: "Seriously dude you got one of those?"
Bob: "Ya dude I used it on your mom last night."

by u shit fuck February 5, 2012

Drake Snake

Drake snake. Image of drake showcasing his huge 10 foot+ snake.

Tom: Hey did you see the Drake Snake leak?
Lewis: Yeah it was almost as big as Mason's!

by JeffTheNick April 11, 2024