Jacob Martin

Typical high school douchebag with a tiny cock. thinks every girl should bow to him because he’s a chum jug but in honesty he’s on his knees blowing the football coach for playing time

What a Jacob Martin thing to do.

by billyjohn78 April 24, 2019

Olly Jacobs

An Olly Jacobs is a person who is admired by his peers for being such a rebel in everyday life.

Your so cool your such an olly jacobs

by OllyJ1 April 06, 2019

Jacob Smyth

The party animal/alcoholic of the friend group. He may be short, but he’s a fantastic looking guy with a massive schlong. His body count is probably higher than your father’s.

“Jacob Smyth really popped out at the party last night!”

by PlutoniumGinger May 09, 2024

JMS Jacob

A terrifying man, who's musk will blow you away
the name stands for Jerk My Self by the way...

JMS Jacob is such an ass
JMS Jacob has nice eyes

by Destoryer10153 April 09, 2024

Jacob Lewis

Absolute Driving menace

WOAH! That Jacob Lewis kids a menace behind the wheel

by WysRealtor November 02, 2022

jacob peck

weirdest, gayest man in history.
is a TAURUS. (disgusting) and is a football junkie /neg

wants to be tobey maguire

(none of this is serious by the way)

"jacob peck is the gayest guy on the football team"

"yeah i also heard that he was a dick head to his girlfriend, what a loser."

by best person ever. <3 January 30, 2022

Kelsey and Jacob

Kelsey and Jacob are two powerful people when together, they are funny and sometimes cute when alone. Kelsey and Jacob have a powerful bond and nothing can ever break them apart, these two are awesome together.

Kelsey and Jacob are awesome.

by Frankie Gore August 15, 2022