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Rachel’s dead cat Geno

Lmao, dead as shit, drops dead with a single text.
Matthew “Rip Rachel’s dead cat Geno, sike I lied, that cat’s gay.”
by Bill cosbo October 6, 2021
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Don't Dead Open Inside

A humorous meme about signs being misread due to the words being misplaced. Since anyone who has ever read a book before knows that words go left-to-right, doing it any other way causes massive confusion.

Named for an image for the series premiere of The Walking Dead, where there is a chained door with zombies behind it. On the door is a giant spray-painted message that reads, "Don't open, dead inside." From top-to-bottom on the doors.

Several months later, many people began to point out that they mistakenly read it as "Don't Dead Open Inside" before realizing what it was actually supposed to say. As the years passed, several more examples of the meme spawned, and it eventually became the subject of many meme crossovers, such as "Floating Guy Chasing Running Guy," "Woman Yelling at Cat," and "Grandma Finds the Internet."
Don't Dead Open Inside quickly became one of the most popular memes of all time, as well as one of the few "old" memes that withstood the test of time due to its overall versatility.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021
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Drop Dead, Yuppie Scum

A term in which you want stupid fucktard yuppies to Drop Dead.
Person: Faggot! Drop Dead, Yuppie Scum!
Yuppie: I'm wearing Gucci shoes, don't get to close!
by xxxYEAHxxx August 30, 2010
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Dead Fish Outta Wutta

Someone who looks weird and ugly. Just one ugly ass bitch.
Girl #1: Look at that ugly ass bitch.
Girl #2: I know moe,, that green bitch look like a fucking dead fish outta wutta
by LilShinshine April 18, 2019
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Dead puppies and wilted flowers

Term used to supress desire when it would otherwise be impossible to fornicate.
Rusty texted Sophie, "Dead puppies and wilted flowers" to let her know he was wishing he could have her - even though they were each at work.
by Holly Varjak May 29, 2008
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Balls deep in a dead penguin

"bruh I heard your house burned down"

"yea dude I was taking a shit"
"damn bro you were balls deep in a dead penguin "
by Neonsilverpanda October 20, 2014
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shooting blanks into a dead end

When both partners of a relationship have been fixed and can't get pregnant. The male has had a vasectomy and the female her tubes tied or a hysterectomy. The male therefore does not have sperm in his ejaculate and the female no way to deliver an egg to be impregnated.
Female 1: "The sex with Joe was great last night. I love not using a condom."
Female 2: "Hey aren't you guys afraid you'll get pregnant?"
Female1: "We're both fixed. He's shooting blanks into a dead end!"
by Waycarr December 17, 2013
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