Whoa, dude. My sandwich tastes like colours...

When a psychedelic employee likes to mix colour pencils and colour drugs in your sandwich at Subway.

TheOdd1sOut: Whoa, dude. My sandwich tastes like colours...

by the Sun is a deadly February 15, 2021

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

by scodder November 15, 2012

Subway Sandwich

a subway sandwich is a discord guy whose oc is an emo and he makes everything sound sus all day like a little boy

A: You know that guy over there? what was his name, Mike?
B: Yeah, he’s such a Subway Sandwich.

by puromu May 18, 2022

trudeau sandwich

Have you heard of the trudeau sandwich? only 1 bun, no meat, the toppings are mayonnaise, and vinegar, you get 1 pickle, and no onions.

India cut off trade to Canada, no more pickles. Canadian farmers went bankrupt, no more Canadian meat. No more Canadians eggs, no more Canadian bacon. We had to do a trade deal with Europe because we couldn't afford to sell mayonnaise anymore. All our meat is from Mexico. And, with the Carbon Tax, we have a national bread shortage. Over 8 million Canadians going to the food bank.

"Did you try the Trudeau sandwich? $17, no meat, only 1 bun,1 pickles, no onions, add vinegar for the Liberal party flavour"

by ironfinn May 23, 2024

Sal Sandwich

A sexual position involving 2 men named Sal with a woman in the middle.

Did you hear about the Sal sandwich we had with Emily?

by Sweati Corp. May 18, 2019

Schmeckle Sandwich

The act of shitting between two slices of wheat, must be wheat, bread. Then shoving it into your partners labia. Finally, allowing your best friend to eat said sandwich out of the labia.

Zack: "Hey Jonas! Let me finish that Schmeckle Sandwich from your girlfriends labia!"

Jonas: "No way man!! I'm starving!!"

by IMSZac January 29, 2024

pedo sandwich

When you are in the middle seat of a family journey in between both ur grubby uncles.

Can we go for a pit stop it feels like a pedo sandwich back in here

by Banging and hanging December 11, 2024