Laid Played

Having to deal with a decision you have already made. Based off the term card laid, card played.

Sally-"I wish i would have never slept with my boyfriend"
Karen-"Yea me too and now your pregnant sorry but laid played you knew he was a jerk"

by Token Man July 24, 2010

playing objective

another word for camping

person 1: "i was playing objective"
person 2:"no you were camping faggot"

by hsgaidhdocjdjdjdjdx August 21, 2025

Playing a man like a trumpet

It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip

“Hey bunny didn’t you say you have a video of you playing a man like a trumpet?”

“It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip”

“How much do I have to pay you to do that to me-?”

by TransexualCartman October 20, 2025

playing cop

Being a little bitch and ratting out your friends even though they will get big consequences.

Kid: Mom! Ronnie ate all the cookies!

Ronnie: ^_^

Mom: Ronnie how dare you! Go to your room. You're in big trouble ! And as for YOU, no more playing cop.

by ineedmealife September 9, 2017

The higher you are the fairer the play.

It's a Rahul saying which delineates the causal relationship between ones weed intake and the fairness of one's decision making. This means that when you're high you tend to be more peaceful and fair.

I wanted to get more money from my lawsuit but realised I was being greedy. Thankfully I was high, because the higher you are the fairer the play.

by Jslayer33 July 27, 2023

Purple Play

Also known as “Violet Play”, the term is used to describe the BDSM activity of adding electroshock stimuli to playtime. (A word of caution, please do not engage in this type of behaviour without EXTENSIVE research, to keep yourself and your partner{s} safe.)

Man, my skin is still tingling from last night!
Was the o-time that good?
No, Shelly introduced me to Purple Play, and my nerves are still jumping.

by NerysMacMorn September 25, 2023

STD play

The act of sharing dismembered flesh from late state syphilis

dude, I lost my arm due to syphilis, so i shared it with my sister. STD play

by bob giggles March 7, 2021