shit head

One whos ideas appear to have been formed while his/her head was inserted in their own anus.

Jude Law cheated on his girl friend Sienna Miller with a fat, nasty babysitter. What a Shit Head!

by PhillyJester May 12, 2006

Shit Baby

A shit so big and/or painful, it feels like you have given birth out of your butthole.

Will you bring me some ice chips and baby wipes? I swear I just had a shit baby.

by kracken4rmthesea January 2, 2010

Ape-Shit

to go ape- shit is to go completely crazy, to give up on any logical way to solve a problem and resort to violence.

Oh no you didn't
I Did!
Im gonna go ape-shit on your ass!

by H.V May 22, 2009

Fake a Shit

To con coworkers into believing you are taking a shit when, in effect, you are someplace else not taking a shit and also not working for an extended period of time... and probably doing drugs.

Deej: Dude. Where the fuck is that carnie? He's supposed to be doing these dishes!

Ceej: Who knows... Probably went to Fake a Shit. Again.

by Ceeej November 29, 2007

Shit buddy

Someone that takes a poop right next to you, usually in a public bathroom so that you are in adjacent stalls.

1 Dude i really got to poop. Do you want to be my shit buddy?

2 Shit buddy, can you hand me some toilet paper?

by Bob yo boy January 2, 2009

Shit-Muncher

Everyday common folk i.e Bottom feeders

Back in the Middle Ages, impoverished townsfolk; whom the King had absolutely no interest nor sympathy for, would have to survive by eating dung and dung only because of their lack of monies. Hence the name "Shit-Munchers".

Royal Advisor - "Oh Almighty King, what shalt we do about thy lack of monies?"

King "Tax the shit-munchers mofucky"

by Clemperstein January 17, 2011

Shit for brains

A shit for brains is usually heavily retarded, or this is this a gross understatement? My 40 year old sister thinks that electric cookers run off gas and she doesn't have a clue how much anything is at Poundland. She isn't just thick, she has shit for brains. Fancy calling your kids Skip? Toad? Soil? and Dildo? Fucking stupid shit for brains bitch Notwithstanding, she has very recently learnt to write her own name. Need I say more? She's a shit for brains. She's an ass wipe. She's a lude crude rude bag of pre chewed food, dude. She has the only house that you are more likely to slip on a turd inside, than outside in the street. Shit for brains also live in shit and furthermore never clean the toilet.

A shit for brains live in a smashed up stone henge's of a house, complete with boarded windows and big black and white checks up the walls. Gone is the stone furniture, gone is the scabies. She is a shit for brains along with her brand new silver woodwork and a purple wall. Shit for brains totally fucking ruin houses, no shit. Shit for brains live off Pot noodle, Frozen pizza, done in microwaves, check that grease and get pissed every day on anything remotely alcoholic. Shit for brains go out with or marry guys called Andy, who are also well and truly SHIT FOR BRAINS!

by Freddy fingers 45 October 10, 2012