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Get the It’s just water weight mug.a breed of dog that originated from portugal, where they helped fisherman catch fish. they have webbed feet, and a blue tint to their skin. they generally love being in the water. they have either curly or wavy hair, and are either black brown or white.
by <3ssej March 15, 2009
Get the portuguese water dog mug.When you take a dump in a port-a-potty and that nasty blue water that everyone else's grody is in comes back up and splashes you in the ass.
I always throw a wad of toilet paper down before I lay a log in the honey bucket to avoid the Blue Water Backsplash.
by roarrrrrr!r!r August 21, 2011
Get the Blue Water Backsplash mug.The Shallow Water Navy was deployed today to peel some Cubans from a piece of plywood floating in the Gulf of Mexica today.
by Pub O'Brien May 26, 2005
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Get the TOP WATER JIG mug.a water bottle used for smoking trees
u take a water bottle and melt a hole w. a lighter on the side of it and put tin foil over the hole poke some holes in it w. a pen or something and then put ur herb on the tin foil blaze up n inhale through the part wherr u drink from
u take a water bottle and melt a hole w. a lighter on the side of it and put tin foil over the hole poke some holes in it w. a pen or something and then put ur herb on the tin foil blaze up n inhale through the part wherr u drink from
by Roach January 1, 2006
Get the water bottle bowl mug.a whale out of water is a morbidly obese "human" wearing fishnets on numerous parts of its "body". named because it is the size of a whale, is walking on land, and has obviously broken numerous fishermen's nets. its normal habitat is in/around topic and is a good sign to run like fuck and handlefuck some douche bags' cars on the way out.
steve:HOLY FUCK DUDE. i just barfed up a kidney and both my llungs when that whale out of water walked by in nothing but a skimpy bikini and fishnet. god damnit what is this world coming to. and why is the holocaust over???
eric:dude i think my eyes are bleeding and ive possibly become sterile. and the holocaust is over because your idol commited suicide like 40 years ago. fag.
eric:dude i think my eyes are bleeding and ive possibly become sterile. and the holocaust is over because your idol commited suicide like 40 years ago. fag.
by wewillrockyou December 18, 2006
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