September 5

National slap your friends ass day. It's the day you can slap your friends ass and nobody is allowed to be mad :))

*Slaps ass*
Friend: Why did you slap my ass?
Me: Because it's September 5

by LmaoYourUnlucky September 5, 2022

5 finger strookman

Where the middle finger and the ring finger penetrates the vagina and the thumb caresses the clit and the remaining two support for maximum pleasure

Hi Karen, I am gonna 5 finger strookman you so hard until you bleed!

by Jimbo mc fag May 28, 2016

macaroon 5

Rich young billinaire group

OMG ITS THE MACAROON 5

by Anowmynousse February 14, 2017

5 hole

The last cavity on a woman's body that can be made love to; usually the anal cavity. 5 orifices

I'm feeling particularly hornington, Whitney, turn around and let me penetrate your 5 hole!

by JackCrassusOwnsWhittensAssus March 19, 2021

November 5

National hug your crush/bf/gf day!

"Hey lets hug because its November 5!"

by Chefnono♡ October 30, 2021

8-5

dope. We got all dem people and we ain’t care who they are. We are completely stuffed in the brain and have very low expectations for the future. But we all love Minecraft so it’s okay. we r very generous and caring bc we filled to Christmas hampers and that is a brag.

Your acting like 8-5

Dope

by MineCraftgmersyeet November 12, 2019

5 incher pincher

When your penis is 5 inches but still makes her moan and groan

Imma give you my 5 incher pincher

by Inches January 3, 2025