A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.
by Bruce Springsteen McCambell August 18, 2011

When youre at a party and you smoke a lot of joints and blunts when they're roaches you nonchalantly stick all in the side of your ankle where your sock band is A.K.A "Sock Weed'
by KrazyG420 October 5, 2017

(n) Tacky street fair. Temporary pedestrian mall selling inexpensive items such as tube socks, lemonade, scarves, sunglasses such as to impede normal traffic. Crowded street fair that has nothing of worth to purchase.
I would have been here twenty minutes ago but I ran into a damn tube-sock roadblock!
This tube-sock roadblock is a terrible place to spend an afternoon.
This tube-sock roadblock is a terrible place to spend an afternoon.
by Benyaboy May 27, 2010

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

If a man if wearing flip flops is wearing a pair of black socks with them it means he gay flip flop with socks
by Wollywonkaa September 23, 2020

by Tipper Dan November 3, 2023

“Me and my boy just had a shag but it wasn’t gay because we both had socks on”
“it’s not gay if you have socks on”
“it’s not gay if you have socks on”
by __shagalot December 8, 2020
