sexual coin-flip

A "heads I win" (i.e., if da coin "lands heads", then you hafta "give me head", as in, perform fellatio on me) and "tails you lose" (i.e., if da coin "lands tails", you hafta "give me tail", as in, "your a** is mine" --- i.e., you hafta do it doggie-style wif me) type of deal, whereby da chick hasta intimately interact wif you in any case, no matter what da outcome of da coin-flip.

Da sexual coin-flip is almost as unfairly-advantageous to you as da "if I win, you hafta have sex wif me, and if you win, I hafta have sex wif you" deal, whereby you get da chick to spread her legs for you regardless of who scores higher in da game.

by QuacksO October 19, 2023

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Alca-sexual

someone in love with alcohol rather than a human being

johnny is an alca-sexual cause the sesh is better than a human l

by the sesh monster May 19, 2021

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Sexualization

The act of visualizing a sexual encounter to help pass the time using people and objects around you.

Mike: "how'd you make it through that 2 hour meeting?"
Kerry: "I practiced the art of sexualization using women in the meeting. First, Sherry from accounting was riding my cock on the conference table, loving it so much she was spreading her butt checks and starring at Lauren from finance. Then Jill from 2nd floor joined in, she liked it from be-hindt! Next thing I knew the meeting was over..."

Larry: "wow that was the most boring class ever"
Jason: "not for me, I used sexualization. That red-haired girl beside me is now named cinnamon, and she should probably brush her teeth after what just went down"

by Fattroll April 12, 2017

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