Jacob Sartorius

The most thoughtful boy, the hottest boy

Jacob Sartorius is hot

by Fhjddjjd April 28, 2019

Tim Jacobs

The man, the myth, the legend. He sees all and knows all, he is all powerful and all loving , in other words he is god.

Always living the ream!

Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'

James; Ahhh mate I've fucked my job...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...

by ebotnomed April 02, 2019

Jacob Holley

The #1 who likes getting pegged

Y’all here jacob holley dropped anotha one

by tttuuuh November 23, 2021

jacob kooba rafacz

a fire headed ginger, who burns burns people. He was the original FHD disease and lots of kids make fun of him and beat him up at school.

Jacob Kooba Rafacz gets beet up on Jan 20 every year on national kick a ginger day.

by Tmar the savage January 26, 2016

Jacob Egerton

A person who is extremely ignorant considering the fact that they are of Asian descent. (Please note that Jacob Egerton is ok with this definition)

Bro Asians are supposed to be smart, you are a whole Jacob Egerton

by RainbowishUnicorn1 June 10, 2019

Jacob Caban

(Jay-cup-b, cuh-bahn): this person makes a great friend and is always down to hang. He’s a bit on the shorter side and prone to injuries but that will never stop him from fishing, or talking about fishing.

Oh, yeah I know Jacob Caban, he’s kinda cool.

by GAC Daddy August 09, 2023

Jacob Martin

Typical high school douchebag with a tiny cock. thinks every girl should bow to him because he’s a chum jug but in honesty he’s on his knees blowing the football coach for playing time

What a Jacob Martin thing to do.

by billyjohn78 April 24, 2019