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Social Media Expert

You... Your defense... When people come at you for posting things that they don't like... Is that you don't understand how social media works... So... I mean, you've said it on several separate occasions... Like, you said 'I'm still trying to figure out social media' because it's like a mystery to you or something...
Hym "I mean, like a social media expert is like... The response to the words you said... You really don't understand things very well. Like, the words you said... Coincide with need for a social media expert... So... Do you not realize that? Honestly, I don't even think you don't understand social media. Think you're doing what you always do and are just making shit up because people usually just let you get away with it. Like... Yeah. But not me! I don't do that. So, yeah."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2024
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Social Arson

A person who goes around starting drama. They enter a group blow things out of proportion and then leave it for you to sort out.

Creating havoc, drama and scenes in a group setting for the effect, with no resolution.
by live256ryd August 3, 2016
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social selfie

social selfie

( to be abbreviated soc-fie):

A selfie one specifically takes in order to put on their social media profiles like Facebook and Instagram.
Since I don't use social media all that much I don't care whether or not my social selfie is considered broccoli-art, or whether or not it passed your picture test
by Sexydimma January 5, 2015
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Social Gay

Mostly seen in woman social gay involves a normally heterosexual(straight) person has borderline gay interactions with a friend of the same sex, this behaviour is most commonly associated with a large quantity of alcohol usually consumed in a nightclub. Similar to social smoking consuming alcohol while smoking within a social surrounding.
Did you see that birdkissing her friend, shes got a boyfriend you know shes just a social gay!
by TFrO21 December 22, 2017
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Social media

A place just like prison that he catch you in a big and dark word full of lying and every one just show only a beautiful 5minutes of their lives and hide the 23h 55m 60s of their lives. And sometimes the people say how beautiful life he or she got but he have no idea that his life is more beautiful than his live.

Try to be smart in using it😎
"Social media is my favourite place."
All say like that, but they have no idea that they're trapped.
by Hiba ZD November 21, 2021
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social distancing

the distance required to render your other party's Second Life avatar inside your augmented reality glasses.
"Please excuse me. I didn't realise you were an eight foot tall fairy elf princess because I wasn't practicing the proper social distancing."
by pseudoraphael May 23, 2020
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Socially Distant

To feel utterly detached from the need or desire to socialize.
Honestly, I haven’t spoken to them in a while! Work has me feeling pretty socially distant lately”
by kxtbonifacio January 10, 2022
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