in deep shit

In a lot of trouble.

stoner:"Oh man im in deep shit i was playing with butane and matches again.."

by Whatever... April 7, 2005

shit head

One whos ideas appear to have been formed while his/her head was inserted in their own anus.

Jude Law cheated on his girl friend Sienna Miller with a fat, nasty babysitter. What a Shit Head!

by PhillyJester May 12, 2006

Shit Baby

A shit so big and/or painful, it feels like you have given birth out of your butthole.

Will you bring me some ice chips and baby wipes? I swear I just had a shit baby.

by kracken4rmthesea January 2, 2010

Ape-Shit

to go ape- shit is to go completely crazy, to give up on any logical way to solve a problem and resort to violence.

Oh no you didn't
I Did!
Im gonna go ape-shit on your ass!

by H.V May 22, 2009

Fake a Shit

To con coworkers into believing you are taking a shit when, in effect, you are someplace else not taking a shit and also not working for an extended period of time... and probably doing drugs.

Deej: Dude. Where the fuck is that carnie? He's supposed to be doing these dishes!

Ceej: Who knows... Probably went to Fake a Shit. Again.

by Ceeej November 29, 2007

Shit buddy

Someone that takes a poop right next to you, usually in a public bathroom so that you are in adjacent stalls.

1 Dude i really got to poop. Do you want to be my shit buddy?

2 Shit buddy, can you hand me some toilet paper?

by Bob yo boy January 2, 2009

Shit-Muncher

Everyday common folk i.e Bottom feeders

Back in the Middle Ages, impoverished townsfolk; whom the King had absolutely no interest nor sympathy for, would have to survive by eating dung and dung only because of their lack of monies. Hence the name "Shit-Munchers".

Royal Advisor - "Oh Almighty King, what shalt we do about thy lack of monies?"

King "Tax the shit-munchers mofucky"

by Clemperstein January 17, 2011