Poop Wap

Poop wap is what you do when you are in an Ikea store and you Really have to go so you do a big long Poop Wap in the furniture.

I accidentaly may have done a Poop Wap in the shower section.

by lil penguino /m.j.g February 4, 2020

poop gazing

Admiring a poo; be it good, bad or ugly

*knock knock knock*
"Just a minute, just poop gazing one more time before I flush this beaut"

by Shit'scash,yo July 3, 2017

Poop Coins

The coins that are brown after shoving them up your butt.

Person 1: Damn how many Poop Coins you got? I have 8.
Person 2: Nice were they 50 cent coins? That's the good stuff.
Person 1: That sounds awesome! Imma do one right now in science.

by Brown Agnad June 7, 2020

Gassy Poop

When you're trying to make a dookie discharge, But you're sitting there spitting and sputtering like a 63 Chevy on a cold start, When you inevitably launch your vessel from your dry dock , into the porcelain ocean to find that it does indeed float.

I thought I was going to be in there all day having gassy poops, but it was bon voyage and off to the high seas in a matter of 5 minutes.

by Chad was here July 6, 2022

plutonium poop

A plutonium poop, is a poop commonly defined by its extraordinarily high levels radioactivity. This is due largely in part to the high concentrations of raw plutonium and Cobalt-60. The origins of plutonium poops are completely unknown, but are becoming increasingly common in public restrooms.

"dude, I think someone dropped a plutonium poop in the mens room. the smell gave me ball cancer"

by chillbillwill June 17, 2016

Poop Rock

1. A very hard poop usually in pellet size

2. A rock you carry with you to the restroom, it can be the same rock or a new rock dropped off each time

3. The rock that people often use to hide a key in front of their house, that very conspicuously looks more like a rock made of poop than a real rock

1. Man, I need to change my diet, I've been pooping rocks for weeks!

2a. Hey, can you pass me my poop rock? I need to make a pitstop.
2b. We are running low on poop rocks.
2c. If you are gonna be in there awhile don't forget*the* poop rock!

3 - To get into the house just grab the key under the poop rock out front when you get there.

by Riley85 February 8, 2022

Yak Poop

An alternative humorous word that replaces "bull sh***" that can be used by an age range. A yak does resemble a bull and saying "poop" is better than saying "sh**". This is not a curse/swear word.

Ah man! This film is nothing but a piece of yak poop.

I am not gonna put up with this yak poop.

by clever boy1992 December 2, 2018