john howard

Mostly Harmless

(reference to Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy about earth, after it's destruction)

After 24th November 2007, John Howard is Mostly Harmless.
His party lost the election, and it looks like he will loose his seat.

by fjd December 25, 2007

john howard

1. The Australian Prime Minister
2. George Bush's arse puppet
3. Someone who likes to jog

1. "This evening John Howard passed down legislation that banned small children from owning kittens, high five."
2. two words: brown nose.
3. " Oh look, theres john howard in his green and gold tracksuit, lets throw something at him."

by talor July 16, 2008

John Mayer

to be skilled at the guitar and songwriting like John Mayer

Hey man you hear this guy playin' and singin'? he is THE John Mayer of our county!

by SpiffyJ August 7, 2007

John Daly

Drink made up of 1/2 Sweet Tea Vodka and 1/2 Four Loko Lemonade.

Arnold Palmer's getting stale, let's kick it up a notch. Let's move to the John Daly level.

by CKeys July 15, 2011

john howard

A great man who whingers claim is doing a bad job, yet australia is the best place to live...only the IR laws and Iraq are fucked up...he is doing a great job otherwise...and if you wanna blame NSW shit on him, blame the state government...

John Howard is a great man, although George Bush Jnr doesnt know who he is...

by rap sucks balls May 15, 2007

Dirty john

When john sucks the living soul out of your dick they are most likely gay as hell but they are that type of person that would blast mo bamba at 3am

Did you do dirty john last nught?

Random guy: he's a freakk

by Youngdaggerdickaye April 25, 2020

john fisher

fucking little cunts who think theyre bad cause they smoke weed and think theyre on it but truthfully theyre all pussies and fucking wet, when they leave school theyll either be a fucking gay fraud boy who begs for sex or a postman

'what school does that boy go he thinks hes so cool lol'
' he goes john fisher the fucking gay catholic twat'

by modafukapussyboi June 2, 2019