Retard stuck in a net

When you say or do things that trap you in a situation.
"I can't believe Jimmy made all those racist comments last night when he was drunk."
"Yeah I guess you can say that now he's more helpless than a retard stuck in a net."
by null793 August 17, 2015
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Retarded Moose

A dodge ram that has a measly gas engine with tow mirrors to compensate for its lack of displacement and forced induction. Also, a retarded moose has a lift kit to fit offroad mud tires contrary to the fact that it is 2wd. The retarded moose is a cheap mans compensation for penis size.
If you can not afford a cummins, just get a retarded moose.
by theSeth May 22, 2019
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retards remorse

Narccistic assholes that for no apparent reason whatsoever spit the dummy like a spoilt 2 year old brat laughing a talking to themselves whilst walking away Only to come back a couple hours later crying and apologizing repeatedly for forgiveness .
Crying and apologizing again , he's got retards remorse ....
by Moggledok September 30, 2022
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Deadbeat Fuckin' Retard

A guy who doesn't work, doesn't support his children or pay his bills and is a total mental case.
Some deadbeat fuckin' retard just got a ticket and isn't able to afford it, HAHAHAHAHA!!!
by ackerman_tyler June 10, 2025
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Creatively Retarded

When someone is creative in a wrong way. An example would be when some one complicates a simple task, another word for Kafkaesque.
Markus is creatively retarded as he made a crane to pick up a coin.
by Creatively Retarded May 22, 2020
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Fat Retard Pedofile

i looked in the dictionary for fat retard pedofile and canadian suspicious plant showed up !! Crazy
by dookiebear January 24, 2025
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