A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.
This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.
by anonymous April 26, 2023
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Get the Sweet mother fucker Jones mug.Hym "Being mothers and supporting abortion is like being a rape victim and supporting rape. Interestingly enough, there is no internal contradiction for a murderer supporting murder or a liar supporting lying. What else does this apply to... Hmm... Being a therapist and supporting the falsification/creation of mental illness? There's a contradiction there but it's weak... I might be on to something here... An adulterer supporting adultery? No contradiction... Being a police officer and supporting crime.... Contradiction.... A theif supporting theft... No contradiction... A molestation victim supporting pedophilia... Contradiction... Seems like the cardinal sins create no internal contradiction. Looks like that is the difference between a sin and any other ethic. Sin creates no internal contradiction between the act and supporting of the act... A false idol supporting the support of worshiping false idols.... Well... You could argue that a false idol might not want you worshipping other idols... They might want all the worshipers to themselves... Hmm... Maybe I'm a little off... Someone who doesn't keep the Sabbath holy supporting the not keeping of the Sabbath holy? No contradiction... A worshiper of God supporting the worship of other Gods? Maybe... Because from the outside your worshiping the OTHER God... So no contradiction? I don't know..."
by Hym Iam June 1, 2022
Get the Mothers mug.A human I (and many 12 year olds on Xbox) have took part in consensual sexual intercourse with while you cry in the corner, but this is also used as a comeback when you are saddened by someone who has made you upset.
Offender: HA HA, I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER!
Victim: Ummm… WELL YOUR MOTHER
*oppisite*
Offender: HA, YOUR MOTHER IS MY BABE
Victim: *excessive crying*
Victim: Ummm… WELL YOUR MOTHER
*oppisite*
Offender: HA, YOUR MOTHER IS MY BABE
Victim: *excessive crying*
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Your Mother Smacks No Backs And You Suck Dick For Your Father<.7.9.7.6.> mug.Origin: Some guy hating on Final Boss
Meaning: The ultimate burn. You will be unable to recover from it
Meaning: The ultimate burn. You will be unable to recover from it
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