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Simmons Middle School

A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.
Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?

Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
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cecelia snyder middle school

a place where people talk about other people ALL THE TIME!!! they continuously don't do anything about having roaches and spiders. everyone talks abt people on social media, but when they see us in school they don't do anything. the teachers are part racist and the classrooms smell like shit. then girls talk shit on each other and then get on snapchat and act all depressed. EVERYONE IS WORRIED ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE EXCEPT THEMSELVES.
Cecelia Snyder Middle School is trash and talks shit.
by yourmomsmells2 June 6, 2019
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Stevens Middle School

Rectangles, circles, ovals, triangles, and E.
by BiB NiBBa June 15, 2018
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merrick avenue middle school

Merrick Avenue Middle School also known as mams is wear foster children go to school when they find out what sex is and all the desperate girls at mams will aboustley finger and fuck a 5 year old
You hear about that foster child that got fucked by a Merrick Avenue Middle School Girl?
No but i wouldn’t doubt she was a separate one
by Fuck MAMS November 7, 2021
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lewis and clark middle school

a school in Omaha Nebraska full of idiots, homophobes, and shitty teachers. theres another one in bellevue but nobody really cares about it.
Student 1: what middle school do you want to go to?
Student 2: Lewis and Clark middle school! :D
Student 1: ew
by ohgoddontaskwhojoeis October 8, 2019
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Pearl Middle School

Person 1:So what school you go to?

Person 2: Pearl Middle School

Person 1: *gaydar goes off*
by Bust.a.left.nutzz. January 2, 2019
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Middle School

a place where you don't know what you learned because you didn't learn anything and Grammarly is like a video game because it drives you insane with boredom, boredom being the very definition of math class, and Chinese class is a nightmare and there's way too much homework and your friend gets too choose when they get to go to school and they got to choose to be in Spanish class instead of Chinese which we've been having to do for years and then she tells your enemy that you have brain problems and she calls you slow behind your back so is she really your friend she reads your diary and then makes fun of you and when you and...
middle school was the reason Jenny went insane
by PhantomWolf347 November 17, 2022
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