Mexican wind tunnel

The act of shitting in a sock and swinging it around ferociously in the air while striking somebody in the face with it. Can be done during sex or not.

"Jimmy really pissed me off so I gave him the Mexican wind tunnel"

by Aly.bum.snuggles January 25, 2015

Mexican Graham Cracker

A Mexican Graham Cracker occurs when a dinoshark or other large aquatic creature consumes the beautiful booty of a hot Latina babe.

Beach-goer 1: "Damn! What happened to dat booty?!"

Beach-goer 2: "Man, she had a Mexican Graham Cracker."

by DinoSharkExpert May 27, 2013

Mexican Jerk Off

When two men stand directly infront of each other and jerk off until one of them unloads onto the other and is dubbed the winner. Often used to settle arguments.

Chaddeus and Brolin were arguing over who could have the last beer and they decided to settle things with a Mexican Jerk Off.

by Man Meat Machete October 24, 2018

Mexican Dick Trap

Two dicks get inserted on either end of a Cheesy Roll Up from Taco Bell and are permanently trapped there

Matt and Jeff drunkenly put their dicks into a shared Cheesy Roll Up and were stuck in a Mexican Dick Trap

by Dickttrap January 5, 2020

mexican pumpkin roll

Cumming in a Latina butt while wearing a Sombrero and yelling pumpkin hole

I'm gonna Mexican pumpkin roll this bitch tonight

by Shawn mf fulls December 11, 2017

Mexican ski jump

The Mexican ski jump is a buzz inducing roller coaster that involves 3 different steps. The Mexican ski jump event begins with the participant taking a bong hit which they do not exhale. They then hold the bong hit in their lungs while snorting a line of cocaine. Last but not least they drink a shot of tequila, before exhaling the bong hit. The name of the Mexican ski jump is derived from the three events being representative of the colors on the Mexican flag, green, white and red.

Frank the tank did a Mexican ski jump before running down the street naked.

by Better Man August 28, 2013

mexican tea kettle

To urinate into a persons tea kettle and allow that to steam off into the persons house.

The Coinbird remembered to ingest alot of vitamin C before applying the mexican tea kettle to his wife. The urine vapours which filled the wifes house was very potent, she was replused.

by adammiskeiwicz February 10, 2009