Mexican Jerk Off

When two men stand directly infront of each other and jerk off until one of them unloads onto the other and is dubbed the winner. Often used to settle arguments.

Chaddeus and Brolin were arguing over who could have the last beer and they decided to settle things with a Mexican Jerk Off.

by Man Meat Machete October 24, 2018

Mexican Glue Trap

When you rip a girls wig off, cum on her head and stick it back on

“Girl I was with this nigga las night & he gave me a mexican glue trap”

by Spymumbogots December 20, 2019

Meaty Mexican burrito

When you proceed to stick your penis in a tortilla and put Mexican style ingredients, guacamole, cheese, salsa in it. Your partner will than devour it off like a hungry Latina.

Bro #1- yooo my parents have leftover burritos I may have to give my girl a meaty Mexican burrito

Bro#2- No way! Hope she can handle the spice

by Sexymexicano69420taco November 29, 2021

mexican pumpkin roll

Cumming in a Latina butt while wearing a Sombrero and yelling pumpkin hole

I'm gonna Mexican pumpkin roll this bitch tonight

by Shawn mf fulls December 11, 2017

Mexican Dick Trap

Two dicks get inserted on either end of a Cheesy Roll Up from Taco Bell and are permanently trapped there

Matt and Jeff drunkenly put their dicks into a shared Cheesy Roll Up and were stuck in a Mexican Dick Trap

by Dickttrap January 5, 2020

Mexican ski jump

The Mexican ski jump is a buzz inducing roller coaster that involves 3 different steps. The Mexican ski jump event begins with the participant taking a bong hit which they do not exhale. They then hold the bong hit in their lungs while snorting a line of cocaine. Last but not least they drink a shot of tequila, before exhaling the bong hit. The name of the Mexican ski jump is derived from the three events being representative of the colors on the Mexican flag, green, white and red.

Frank the tank did a Mexican ski jump before running down the street naked.

by Better Man August 28, 2013

using mexican as an insult

Well freak you if you do this. don't say something is 'mexican' if you think it's bad, don't call someone mexican if they're not, don't say 'mexican' with no context as if it's a joke. it's not. seriously, freak you if you do this. stop it, meet some mexican people and know mexican things.

Person 1: "hey did you hear insert jerk's name using mexican as an insult?"
Person 2: "yeah, let's kidnap him/her, torture them and later call them as commie"

by yugoslaviamaster65 June 17, 2020