Mad Hanger

A booger someone refuses to remove from their nose.

Dang, I don't wanna look at Tom anymore. He has a Mad Hanger up there.

by Dat-boi887 June 20, 2017

DON'T BE MAD, 'TOINE!

SAID TO EASE YOUR WAY INTO AN APOLOGY BECAUSE IT REMINDS THE PERSON OF ANTOINE AND BLAINE OF 'MEN ON FILM' ON IN LIVING COLOR AND THEY IMMEDIATELY START LAUGHING AND/OR FORGET WHY THEY WERE MAD IN THE FIRST PLACE.

TODD: NOT NOW. I'M PISSED AT YOU!
ALICE: AT LEAST HEAR ME OUT.
TODD: (SILENT BROODING)
ALICE: DON'T BE MAD, 'TOINE!
TODD: (SHAKING HIS HEAD, LAUGHING) WELL, 2 SNAPS UP , AN AIR KISS AND A WINK!

by MAMA GOOSE 1 June 21, 2017

Mads

A very handsome guy with a beautiful smile who is amazing in bed

Mads is such a great, talented, loyal, passionate person, i would let it bang for him any day

by Sinov November 23, 2021

spider bite madness

An explanation for why someone behaves strangely. The idea is that they were fine until a spider bit them injexting a kind of secret madness.

Mary suffers from spider bite madness, so she thinks she'll, get her looks back one day even though she's 65 and 200 pounds over weight.

by Ariel Bonzai May 21, 2022

Mad funny

Mad funny literally means mad funny

Friend: “Did you hear that kid got eaten by a pitbull”
Me: “Nah, but that’s mad funny”
Doctor: “sorry sir/ma’am you have stage four cancer”
Me: “Mad funny”

by Macixj/instagram November 16, 2022

the mad donkey

when a guy is nailing a girl from behind, and as he's about to blow his load, he punches the girl on the back of the head, causeing her to 'BUCKAROO' and creates great orgasms all round.

Hey Brad, I nailed that chick from the bar last night. We had some amazing sex, I managed to slip in the mad donkey. I don't think she was expecting that.

by cheesemuncher96 April 12, 2017

mad catter

A mad catter is a recluse or hermit who keeps cats around and lives in secluded or abandoned places. The term comes from the movie Logan's Run, and is a pun on the phrase 'mad hatter'.

The old man living in the abandoned barn on the outskirts of town is keeping so many cats with him, by the time he's dead he'll be a mad catter.

by ILoveMyTulpa September 6, 2014