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Meaty Mexican burrito

When you proceed to stick your penis in a tortilla and put Mexican style ingredients, guacamole, cheese, salsa in it. Your partner will than devour it off like a hungry Latina.
Bro #1- yooo my parents have leftover burritos I may have to give my girl a meaty Mexican burrito

Bro#2- No way! Hope she can handle the spice
by Sexymexicano69420taco November 29, 2021
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mexican fighting water

Hey man have a shot of tequila. Nah I dont want any cheap mexican fighting water.
by ayebeseedy July 1, 2011
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Mexican Six Pack

A shrink wrapped package consisting of three 24oz beers, usually cheap domestic beers sold at discount prices. Vendors include but are not limited to, convenience stores, gas stations, and truck stops.
“What a shitty day at work dude. Wanna stop by the gas station and get a Mexican six pack?”
by Kutzo January 14, 2021
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Mexican Dick Trap

Two dicks get inserted on either end of a Cheesy Roll Up from Taco Bell and are permanently trapped there
Matt and Jeff drunkenly put their dicks into a shared Cheesy Roll Up and were stuck in a Mexican Dick Trap
by Dickttrap January 5, 2020
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mexican pumpkin roll

Cumming in a Latina butt while wearing a Sombrero and yelling pumpkin hole
I'm gonna Mexican pumpkin roll this bitch tonight
by Shawn mf fulls December 11, 2017
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Mexican ski jump

The Mexican ski jump is a buzz inducing roller coaster that involves 3 different steps. The Mexican ski jump event begins with the participant taking a bong hit which they do not exhale. They then hold the bong hit in their lungs while snorting a line of cocaine. Last but not least they drink a shot of tequila, before exhaling the bong hit. The name of the Mexican ski jump is derived from the three events being representative of the colors on the Mexican flag, green, white and red.
Frank the tank did a Mexican ski jump before running down the street naked.
by Better Man August 28, 2013
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mexican tea kettle

To urinate into a persons tea kettle and allow that to steam off into the persons house.
The Coinbird remembered to ingest alot of vitamin C before applying the mexican tea kettle to his wife. The urine vapours which filled the wifes house was very potent, she was replused.
by adammiskeiwicz February 10, 2009
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