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jacob

jacob is the word to describe someone when they are the best person ever. jacobs, are hansom, fit and theyve got a massive penis. they play basketball really well, they flirt with you and they make you fell like the luckiest person ever. if you know a jacob, then you are very lucky.
by banneee December 14, 2021
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Jacob

This guy who secretly has glasses and they make him look like he's 30 and a dork

but without them he looks like a 7 year old
Jacob could wear glasses but he doesn't want to look like a jacob
by imgonnasuewhoevertookurmom December 14, 2021
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Jacob

At first Jacob appears as a sweet funny guy that is easy to befreind and pleasant. Until he starts turning kinda awful. He will then act like a bratty toddler throwing his toys out of his crib.
Person 1: Hey how's Jacob

Person 2: Uhhh.....

Jacob: WAAA I WANT ICE CREEEAAAMMM
by [ REDACTED ] October 14, 2021
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Jacob

He is obsessed with coffee, annoyingly optimistic, and has curly hair piled upon his head. Jacobs are too smart for their own good and always want to help other people. Just beware of their tenacity to make horrendous puns.
Jacob is a little odd.
We love how happy Jacob is.
by Irishmoonlight July 28, 2022
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jacob zinchini

Long blonde hair with bad acne thinks he has shoe game and thinks he's funny and cool.
Did you see Jacob zinchini shoes ?

Yea there fucking ugly!
by Anthony8741 January 28, 2014
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Jacob

A thick as hell boi who loves cock and ball torture. (His sideburns tickle my butthole sometimes.)
Did you see Jacob strumming himself
by DaddyJake May 7, 2019
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