jacob is the word to describe someone when they are the best person ever. jacobs, are hansom, fit and theyve got a massive penis. they play basketball really well, they flirt with you and they make you fell like the luckiest person ever. if you know a jacob, then you are very lucky.
damn your such a jacob
by banneee December 14, 2021

This guy who secretly has glasses and they make him look like he's 30 and a dork
but without them he looks like a 7 year old
but without them he looks like a 7 year old
by imgonnasuewhoevertookurmom December 14, 2021

At first Jacob appears as a sweet funny guy that is easy to befreind and pleasant. Until he starts turning kinda awful. He will then act like a bratty toddler throwing his toys out of his crib.
by [ REDACTED ] October 14, 2021

He is obsessed with coffee, annoyingly optimistic, and has curly hair piled upon his head. Jacobs are too smart for their own good and always want to help other people. Just beware of their tenacity to make horrendous puns.
by Irishmoonlight July 28, 2022

by Anthony8741 January 28, 2014

by DaddyJake May 7, 2019
