fucking animal

A person that decides to take a shit when another person is brushing his teeth.

My SO is a fucking animal!

by captaingor July 24, 2017

Windmill Fuck

Where you spin your dick 5-10 times around their ass after the 5th or 10th spin you lightly SLAM it into their asshole , pull it out and so on, 5 is ok but 10 if you really want to get kinky with it, make them suffer. 10 spins slam it in, over and over till the rain of sperm comes out.

Windmill fucking , Ass-slam

by Bruce HugeDick June 5, 2013

Fuck that and a half

When a simple "Fuck that" isn't enough.

Anna: Do you want to come with me to my little sister's ballet recital?

James: Fuck that and a half.

by JackstickX August 13, 2011

desk fucking

When you drill a hole in a desk and fuck the hole and then cum into a pencil box

There was a kid desk fucking at school.. I never saw him again after that.

by Salmon_Slapper May 23, 2017

Pencil Fuck

A political term. When a large portion of a speech is cut moments before the speaker takes the podium.

Mother Fucker! POTUS's chief of staff just pencil fucked us and cut out the entire foreign policy section of our stump.

by Botanicalmaple May 23, 2013

pencil fucked

when you go to a dealership of some sort, (car, motorcycle, RV boat, etc) and they do math-a-matical magic with your trade, the cost of your new toy, the finance guy and his crap, extended warranties, and when all is said and done, you have no idea if you got a good deal or not.

Bob: Hey guy, nice new car. How'd that all work out for you?

Rob: I have no idea, got pencil fucked at the stealership. All I know is its 359/month for the next 60 months.

by 914D April 21, 2013

fuck-bricks

An exclamation used in reference to a mishap

Fuck-bricks! I just dropped my cell phone in the Grand Canyon.

by Bill Nelson May 8, 2008