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Dancing

When two Mormons want to have sex but they don't want to make god angry so the male puts a condom on (or a "Mormon dancing glove") and puts it in his girlfriend, and the both of them "dance" or move with each other. Because the guy is wearing a condom, the skin doesn't touch and therefore god cannot be upset.
Mormon Joe: I really want to have sex with you, and i don't want to upset God, but it seems like soaking and jumping don't do it for me no more.

Mormon Jane: We could try dancing

Mormon Joe: That sounds good, lemme get my dancing glove so i don't upset God.
by TooStoned2Care October 3, 2021
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cricket dance

A dance that contains a lot of liquid help
by zero_cares_00 June 26, 2022
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Dance

An activity that inflicts pain, discomfort, depression, anxiety, finger loss, headaches, dizziness, spinal fusion, confusion, death and may result in a semi permanent coma.
“I might sign up for dance! What do u think!”
DONT do it. You could end up in a semi permanent coma!!!”
by Bohuslava April 5, 2021
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dance

"I love to dance"
by an element March 31, 2021
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Porn Star Dancing

the debut single by the Canadian rock band My Darkest Days from their self-titled debut album released on September 21, 2010
It performed better on the Billboard Mainstream Rock Tracks chart, where it spent two weeks at number one. Chad Kroeger of Nickelback sings a verse in the Porn Star Dancing video, which was filmed at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas
by Wendysfg May 8, 2023
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Dancing in her vegetables

yeah man i was dancing in her vegetables last night it was crazy
by jixren January 16, 2024
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