dirty garret

When you fist fuck a pig up its ass then precede to rip out its organs and make a stew out of it.

What to do a dirty garret with me?

by ppbreath69220 October 30, 2020

Dirty Malokai

When you face fuck someone in such a way that your balls are constantly hitting their eyes.

I got American woman’s soccer star Alex Morgan to let me try a Dirty Malokai on her last night.

by Mistersistefister January 1, 2021

Dirty Simeon

During sexual intercouse when the male inserts a small (preferably dead) bird into the anus of the female. The female than proceeds to imitate the sounds this type of bird usually makes. During this time the male should stay as quiet as possible and refrain from making eyecontact with the female.
When the female is done imitating the bird, the female squeezes the bird out and after the male has ejaculated onto the bird, the female eats the bird.

Last week, my girlfriend wanted to try doing a Dirty Simeon, she still shits out feathers when going to the toilet.

by Johnny Friemel January 16, 2021

dirty hayden

when a guy cheats on his girlfriend by putting his dick and balls on another guys face while he sleeps

bro i j pulled a dirty hayden yesterday in the church basement and got suspended for it… worth the $50

by easterbussy April 27, 2022

Dirty Larsen

When his guitar pick turns you on

Omg that guitarist is hot he pulled a dirty Larsen on me

by imsohotlikeamilf May 1, 2022

Dirty Aaron

the act of cutting a O shaped hole in watermelon and a pineapple and then cumming into each fruit and then forcing 2 women to drink it and whoever chugs it the fastest is declared the winner

yeah bro i pulled a dirty aaron with jane and joe

by Arianas dussy May 20, 2022

Dirty Bancroft

It is when a somewhat handsome Aussie dresses up as a Mexican Mariachi trumpet player and tricks a female OR male sexual partner into undocumented style ginger root ass play.

Evs gave me one Dirty Bancroft at last year's Comic-Con. My anus still hasn't healed.

by Airith April 2, 2022