chicken and eggs

A non-sequiter that implies excitement.

"Hey, there's a killer party this weekend!"
"Chicken and eggs!"

by DougCo December 24, 2007

Chicken McNewblet

an extreme form of newb, derived both initially from the term "newbie", used to describe someone that is inexperienced or simply bad at a given action, and then intergrated into the ever popular term, chicken mcnugget, a food often consumed by newbs.

the freshmen are such chicken mcnewblets, they walk to the village while the juniors drive!!!

by notachickenmcnewb April 22, 2008

Chicken Knob

A swirling vortex of grease, slobber, and nasty black chicken in an otherwise good peice of meat.

Hamlord- Dammit I just ate a giant chicken knob.
Blarpkin- That sucks.

by Knoblord March 17, 2009

man chicken

penis.

Rock out with your man chicken out.

by Rayshall April 3, 2009

Chicken Glove

When someone inserts their fist into a readily available rotisserie chicken. This is done to free up one hand for multi-tasking situations during a busy lunch hour. This keeps the chicken in place while you eat it, keeping one hand free to operate computer/tablet/phone etc.

I didn't know Kevin was going to manage his work load without skipping lunch, until he pulled a chicken glove.

by Jeebs_CDN March 4, 2015

chicken fiddle

The moment when you realize you don't have time for this.

Example Dialogue:

A: "Hey are you ready for the test today? "
B: "Chicken fiddle"

B went home and wasted away.

by hcclimber May 2, 2015

burn the chicken

To fuck up a task intentionally so that you are never asked to perform that task again.

A: My wife keeps asking me to clean the dishes after dinner and I hate doing dishes.

B: Just burn the chicken. I burnt the chicken on that the first time my wife asked me. Now she does does them herself every time.

by BRfever2007 December 15, 2016