Breakfast Bitch

1)What you call someone when they make breakfast for you all the time.

2)A certain hoe that bitches around the breakfast time of
7:00AM to 9:30AM.

That Erika chick is totally a breakfast bitch, she makes me eggs n' bacon every morning.

by Da Pluhar October 16, 2009

Bitch Shittin

someone who is actin a tremendously big bitch, and bullshitting at the same time.

my grandmother won't buy me any clothes, and im tired of her bitch shittin all the time, shes so fuckin gay.

by jrocenglishclass July 5, 2010

bitch plane

An aircraft of diminutive size in comparison to most commercial aircraft in which every slight bit of turbluence can be felt. Also, you can feel it lean to one side if there happens to be at least one obese person sitting on one side in the midst of average sized passengers.

I hate flying to montana! The only planes that fly out there are those muthafuckin bitch planes!

by dbeyatch July 8, 2006

bitch count

The number of different women or "bitches" a man has slept with

My bitch count is only 4 but Howard has 20.

by HSPUA March 27, 2008

drum bitch

Someone who sucks terribly at playing all kinds of drums(real drums, rock band drums, Etc.) and finds it impossible to keep a steady beat.

Hey Alan, you suck at drums! You're such a drum bitch!

by cum_guzzler69 March 20, 2009

The Bitch System

A system that exists in most penitentiaries. Bitches are weaker prisoners that belong to tougher prisoners. Bitches must do whatever their master tells them to, including sexual acts. In return, the Bitch's master protects them from other prisoners.

Guy1: Yo man, I didn't think you were gonna leave prison alive.
Guy2: I woulda died if it wasn't for The Bitch System.

by 5n10 March 12, 2009

Sip The Bitching

When a person is owned so badly that they are forced to stay quiet.

When someone is shut out in beer pong the losing team would be told to "sip the bitching"

by Miraj June 23, 2008