A talent-less male who only desires to befriend professional athletes or 'sponsored' individuals in hopes of a fame-by-association type relationship. Particularly in extreme sports.
by Victor Monsanto October 17, 2014
noun. A secret posse of crazed, shirtless midshipmen who randomly invade the rooms of others inside Bancroft Hall while listening to Pennywise's "Bro Hymn" as loud as possible. During the hymn session, the victim's room is utterly and totally pulverized.
verb. The destruction of a Bancroft Hall room by the Bro Hymn. Said destruction is one of the highest honor's one can achieve while at usna, and leads to initiation into the Bro Hymn.
verb. The destruction of a Bancroft Hall room by the Bro Hymn. Said destruction is one of the highest honor's one can achieve while at usna, and leads to initiation into the Bro Hymn.
Dude, we bro hymn'ed the shit out of Fogedad's room last night, but Reagdad was a huge pussy and cried afterwards.
by McManpiece August 23, 2007
Bro time is when bros get together at lunch time and talk about sports and pussy. Another alternative to sports talk is an unneccesary debate on the existence of kidney stones and what purpose they serve in our universe.
by pussy ragzzzzzzzzz November 05, 2011
A woman of romantic interest that you introduce to your close circle of bro's only to find that she compulsively hits on one or all of your friends, even though you have clearly stated your intentions toward her. In the worst of cases a Bro-Hoe may evolve into a Friend-Fucker.
"I introduced this girl I've been hooking up with to my bro's and by the end of the night I saw her holding hands with one of them."
"Weak dude, you've got yourself a Bro-Hoe. Instead of finding people for herself she latches onto someone with bro's and tries to play all of you."
"Weak dude, you've got yourself a Bro-Hoe. Instead of finding people for herself she latches onto someone with bro's and tries to play all of you."
by LordLargeInThePants November 15, 2011
Person A: (A long streak of trolling)
Person B: Coolstory bro.
Person A: WTF does that mean??!!
Person B: Coolstory bro.
Person A: STFU
Person B: Coolstory bro.
Person A: OMG SHUT UP GET OUT.
And It Goes On. TROLLS TROLLING TROLLS.
Person B: Coolstory bro.
Person A: WTF does that mean??!!
Person B: Coolstory bro.
Person A: STFU
Person B: Coolstory bro.
Person A: OMG SHUT UP GET OUT.
And It Goes On. TROLLS TROLLING TROLLS.
by Anon451 November 03, 2009
A bro who lives amongst other bros and breed adopted children to become athletes. In the mean time, there must be a maid in the bro daddy house who is the common sex slave. Bro-hoes are allowed at all times. the more bros, the more income resulting in nicer bro houses, thus attracting more bro-hoes. The fridge must always have beer and no feelings are ever spoken of. Arguments amongst the children are handled via boxing because brothers settle arguments that way. This is the ideal living situation for any single bro, being a Bro Daddy.
by Dildo Baggins 125 October 20, 2012
Bro #1: did you see that femme-bro?
Bro #2 yeah man, who does she think she is kickin' a snapback and sweats?
Bro #2 yeah man, who does she think she is kickin' a snapback and sweats?
by pilesofriles October 24, 2011