When a player act like he's gonna buy something, but both him and the salesperson know he's broke..he requests a "Bro-Sure"
"Yo today me and Tommy went to BMW dealership"
"Thats sick, Did he buy the new 5-series"
"nah man, He only took home the "Bro-Sure"
"Thats sick, Did he buy the new 5-series"
"nah man, He only took home the "Bro-Sure"
by PrincessJenn May 28, 2008
Get the Bro-Suremug. noun. A secret posse of crazed, shirtless midshipmen who randomly invade the rooms of others inside Bancroft Hall while listening to Pennywise's "Bro Hymn" as loud as possible. During the hymn session, the victim's room is utterly and totally pulverized.
verb. The destruction of a Bancroft Hall room by the Bro Hymn. Said destruction is one of the highest honor's one can achieve while at usna, and leads to initiation into the Bro Hymn.
verb. The destruction of a Bancroft Hall room by the Bro Hymn. Said destruction is one of the highest honor's one can achieve while at usna, and leads to initiation into the Bro Hymn.
Dude, we bro hymn'ed the shit out of Fogedad's room last night, but Reagdad was a huge pussy and cried afterwards.
by McManpiece August 28, 2007
Get the bro hymnmug. Bro time is when bros get together at lunch time and talk about sports and pussy. Another alternative to sports talk is an unneccesary debate on the existence of kidney stones and what purpose they serve in our universe.
by pussy ragzzzzzzzzz November 5, 2011
Get the bro timemug. A woman of romantic interest that you introduce to your close circle of bro's only to find that she compulsively hits on one or all of your friends, even though you have clearly stated your intentions toward her. In the worst of cases a Bro-Hoe may evolve into a Friend-Fucker.
"I introduced this girl I've been hooking up with to my bro's and by the end of the night I saw her holding hands with one of them."
"Weak dude, you've got yourself a Bro-Hoe. Instead of finding people for herself she latches onto someone with bro's and tries to play all of you."
"Weak dude, you've got yourself a Bro-Hoe. Instead of finding people for herself she latches onto someone with bro's and tries to play all of you."
by LordLargeInThePants November 14, 2011
Get the Bro-Hoemug. Person A: (A long streak of trolling)
Person B: Coolstory bro.
Person A: WTF does that mean??!!
Person B: Coolstory bro.
Person A: STFU
Person B: Coolstory bro.
Person A: OMG SHUT UP GET OUT.
And It Goes On. TROLLS TROLLING TROLLS.
Person B: Coolstory bro.
Person A: WTF does that mean??!!
Person B: Coolstory bro.
Person A: STFU
Person B: Coolstory bro.
Person A: OMG SHUT UP GET OUT.
And It Goes On. TROLLS TROLLING TROLLS.
by Anon451 November 3, 2009
Get the Coolstory Bromug. by BroSlayer September 13, 2009
Get the Bro Slaymug. the stupidest entity on the face of the planet. known for smoking large amounts of marijuana, standing around with his hands in his pockets, and just being awkward in general. see also goat.
chris, bro- so...like...bro...i was like...in my english class, bro...and like...i was like...writing a paper, bro...and like....it was an english paper, bro...like...for my english class, bro...
you-what?
chris, bro- what, bro?
you-what?
chris, bro- what, bro?
by iambuddha January 17, 2009
Get the chris, bromug.