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Messenger Bag

Man 1- "Hey! This messenger bag is way better than a backpack!"

Man 2- "That is a purse"

Man 3- "I agree"

Man 2- "It is pretty heterosexual!!!"

Man 1- "Darn!"
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douche bag

A rugby playing, clothes too tight wearing, Blind Pig Tavern working prick.
Marc Petrini is a super-mega-ultra douche bag.
by meatwad April 6, 2005
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Black Bagging

the act of killing a person and placing them in a black body bag and then having intercourse with the body. Of course, one must cut holes in the appropriate locations of the body bag. A more extreme cousin to brown bagging.
Ryans favorite pastime.
Josh: Dude that chick is a butherface, I would brown bag her.
Ryan: Ya right dude, just black bag her, it's waaaay better.
Josh: Dude, WTF is black bagging?
by lololololololol9lololololol099 December 21, 2008
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tea bagging

when angry rich white people get not so rich angry white people to protest against tax cuts for the not so rich offset by tax increases on the rich.
I'm going to a tea party to collect the $600 tax credit the people tea bagging there are getting and sending it back to the rich.
by cowtipperr April 15, 2009
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doosh bag

a phrase that idiots use who can't correctly spell the word "douche"
"Ur a doosh bag"
"you spelled it wrong..."
"i call it doosh"
"you're an idiot."
by RamenNoodles452 April 11, 2010
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Sand Bag

When, with the purposeful intent of leaving heirs in foreign countries; a man misleads a native lass to sex on the beach, near-climax, he rips of the condom, ejaculates while simultaneously heaving sand in her eyes and disappearing into the night.
leave country immediately.
yeap, ive got me nigh on, 30, 40 children by my sand bagged brides
by hoesnotshmoes October 20, 2010
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scum bag

1) A piece of shit drug dealer or low life anywhere in the US.

2) Specific to New England the scum bag is a heritage. Defined as a way of life or description of somebody.

A New England scum bag will:

Smoke cigarettes at an early age
Vandalize property
Kill animals
Listen to heavy metal
Have no regard for school, people, or life
Use drugs (mostly Marijuana but also hard Meth use)
Own a truck or some large vehicle
Own lots of land, guns, and live near woods
Occasionally deal drugs
Frequently break the law
Smoke a Cigarette down to the filter to get as much a high as possible out of the 'bacco
* A lot of New England scum bags will surprisingly succeed at alot of things
Alex: Yo, dude. That bud you sold me was the shit! Anyway can you steal some Cig's from the mini-mart? Oh, and some condoms.
Ryan: Shut the fuck up man, ill fucking kill you. Were gonna score some booze tonight man, you in?
Alex: Nah, me and my cuz are gonna smoke some crystal and joy ride down by the power lines.
Mason: Whispers* hahah! alex is such a scum bag
by sweetdream420$ November 30, 2010
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