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The Three B's

The simple rules that all women should follow in an ideal relationship. The B's all stand for descriptors that every woman should be.

1. Be Pretty

2. Be Naked

3. Be Quiet
Husband or Boyfriend: "Damn it woman! Know the Three B's!!"

Husband or Boyfriend: "when I come home, I don't want anything except for you to obey the Three B's!"
by Three B January 27, 2009
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Gentleman's B

When you have a good enough grade in your class and you are so bogged down by other work at the end of the semester that you email your professor and tell him you're not gonna take the exam and will take a "B" in his class
Student in email: "Dear Professor, my finals period is packed and its just not worth it for me to not sleep for the next three days to get a good grade on the test since I have a really good grade in the class already. Can I just take the Gentleman's B?
Teacher: Sure.
by MagicIce December 14, 2016
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b-teamer

adj., 1. characteristic of one who might possibly play on a b-team;
2. quality of being on a b-team
syn., sub-par
a) Dude, you missed practice last week? That's pretty fuckin' b-teamer of you.
b) That guy has b-teamer skillz.
c) I didn't make the varsity squad cuz I'm so b-teamer its pathetic.
by Matt Owen July 28, 2003
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Kinky B

a gopher-like creature. with extremely sharp teeth.
by hammy sosa December 28, 2008
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Donnie B.

The same as the Don Mattingly, Short for "Donnie Baseball"
To add insult to injury, Spano stuck his fingers in his bids mouth after giving her a Donnie B. The Yanks would be proud.
by Charles Swanson February 28, 2005
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b-sak

another, cleaner (less foul) way to say ballsack, incase you happen to be around family, the elderly, or small kiddies
Dude way to go..you hit that girl on the ass,and she thought it was me..so she hit me in the b-sak
by evan April 15, 2008
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B up

kicking one's ass, referring to the action of jumping and attacking in the game Super Smash Brothers.
AKA: MEGA RAPE
Fox and Mario enter, Mario is the only contender left...
Mario: "I just B upped yo ass"
by jtwh310 June 14, 2008
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