Alex

Four seasons. Skate 3. Kids club.

Alex's father bought into the four seasons condo timeshare. I hope his dad pays for his kids club experience.

by panko1 April 24, 2023

Alex rider

This poor guy who gets dragged round the world by the MI6 after his uncle dies to the hands of an internstional crime organisation that models itself after a glorified crab with anger issues.

Also, hotake but:
If there were more fanfiction, then I can safely say that they would be better then some of the books.

But apart from that I stan my poor spy boi and press F for Jack

"Alex rider, you are required in whatchamacallit to take down fuckmeimtired in operation mywilltoliveisdrainingpleasesendhelp"
"Wtf no-"
"PASSPORTS. CARE SYSTEM. DEPORTATION FOR EVERYONE-"
"AHHHHH OKAY"
"anyways. We need this done by-"
"Nah fuck this shit I'm out-"
*fades out of exsistence*
*fades back into exsistence*
"Fuck you-"

by WormSINajar November 14, 2023

Alex

A stalker that never gives up and is proud and persistent, doesn't understand subtle messages.

That is so Alex

by ANA ZUIMEL STITO May 2, 2018

bummy alex

A guy who thinks he is the shit but he just annoying lowkey but very nice

damn torii look at bummy alex being a bitch

by bad-bitches-only June 14, 2017

Alex Naujoks

Alex Naujoks, aka. HOT SEXY BOYYYY

Girl 1 (Jasmin) : Cum on my face

Girl 2 (Bengisu) oh Yess me first

Alex Naujoks is so sexyyyyy

by poopydaddy June 16, 2022

Scottish alex

A person who is from liverpool but sounds as if he was from Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

“Im NOT FOCKING SCOTTISH” yes you are your being a ‘ Scottish Alex ‘

by lol your dad 63 January 23, 2020

Alex

Carrot

Alex "i mean its a carrot"

by tHat CARROT December 5, 2021