Tom

A man who will fuck you in the ass if you don't suck him off

Luis: please Tom don't fuck me in the ass i will suck you off as much as you want just please dont

by JO3D3LP5 May 28, 2015

Tom Tanner

Strokey disability merchant from ARAYEF SHAWBS.

That Huge Tom Tanner From Shawbury Is At Spotters Corner Again, Look At All Them Rolls. Is It a Bakery? No, It's Tom Tanner

by 3333333333333sdf April 6, 2024

Tom Argos

Someone who uses Runescape to lure girls into his Dungeon and get them there by asking if they wanna see his 'dung level'

I went to a lads house last night and he took me up the dung, he called it the Tom Argos

by adam g123 July 3, 2022

Tom

Short goes to Fairfield and is really small and so is his wood

Girl:hey tom
Tom:hey want to go out
Girl:ewww no your wood is tiny

by George burd October 22, 2019

tom wiggo

Absolute cunt

You heard about Tom wiggo? He's an absolute cunt

by The man, the myth, the hero February 18, 2018

Tom Shaw

He's like fire and ice and rage! He's an amazing person. An absolute bloody legend who is best mates with a Benjamin Padgett. He loves video games.

He's a Tom Shaw.

by Green_Wolf January 21, 2019

Tom

Tom. Hes the person to go to when you're upset, hes the guy who makes you look forward to each and every day. Can be shy, but once you talk to him and get to know him, he is the best comedian in the world. He will remind his girlfriend how much he loves her everyday, and will do anything for her. Loves singing, but doesnt have the confidence to do it in front of people. You feel like you need to give him the world, and everytime he smiles his adorable smile, you want to give him the biggest hug out of nowhere. I try to describe him to my friends, but no words can describe how amazing he is. I can't be certain this is all Tom's out there, but my Tom is the best out of all of them.

Thankyou Tom, for being the most perfect person in the world, and for loving me <3 :)

by Tiny_Tina February 15, 2021