Titties

A slang term for the breasts of a female. The key characteristics regarding this school of thought are (1) overall size, (2) perkiness, and (3) direction. Size is the single most important factor when grading a titty, The phrase, "the bigger the better" has never applied more. Big boobs are the only real truth in this world. Perkiness is also important, widely regarded as the "attitude" or "sassiness" of a boob, perky tits have been defying gravity's inevitable pull since the dawn of man. Direction gives a tit a personality. While personality is by far the least attractive quality, sometimes a good 45° angle can provide the character to really differentiate a boob from its peers.

"Damn, that girl has some big titties!" Kent exclaimed
"Hails, Grayson, do you guys like big titties or shmedium titties?"

by CBT42069 November 19, 2019

Grab titty november

It’s basically Slap ass month just a different approach

-Did you hear it’s grab titty november?
-Oh shit here’s my time, thanks for reminding me.

by Imeanidfkman November 21, 2019

rough tittie

An example of a person who you would presume to be rough as shit with some titties.

I asked John to carry my grandmothers vase for me but, he dropped that shit because he is so dam rough tittie.

by Trug March 27, 2019

Grab titties day

On April 12 it’s national grab titties
Day

Just walk by and grab her titties , it’s national grab titties day

by Are_dogs_real April 11, 2019

National Grab Titty Day

National Grab Titty Day

Hey what’s tomorrow National Grab Titty Day WOW

by Hey manddsh April 11, 2019

Titty-Topper

When a girl strips naked, puts lotion on their breast, and spins a fidget spinner on the nipple.

Hey did you know that a titty-topper is good for your health if you do it once a day?

by Ur 3 MoMs GaY April 11, 2019

Titty Boy

A nickname for a fat male, usually a friend and or relative , might call themselves this

“Heyyy titty boy, how you been” a greeting to the large fellow

by Jimslomi April 23, 2019