Butt tit

A tumor like butt coming out of the side of your head and has two nipples coming out the top.

Marcus was in the hospital with a bad butt tit on his head.

by Crick&Ivy! June 30, 2009

Jacked to the Tits

Implies that something is "all fucked up", "all jacked up" or otherwise "FUBARed".

Person 1: Why are you beating the shit out of the computer?

Person 2: Facebook is all jacked to the tits today and not working right.

Person 1: What?

Person 2: Nevermind, I'll just put it urban dictionary so that it can actually be considered a word or phrase.

by Mountain Dew Boy Pepitated April 25, 2010

stripper tits

(adj.) A phrase to demoralize a person.

Hey stripper tits! You spilled my beer.

by El-Dogfather August 27, 2005

Ass tit

Two huge tits that aren't perky at all. Gravity has done it's toll on these titties. Usually you would think that big tits would be good, but not these tits, these tits are ass tits. They resemble an ass on a womans chest, and you can't help but wait for an excretion of methane gas from said womans ass tit cleavage.

The woman fell down the stairs breaking her neck. Thank God, because she had terrible ugly ass tits.

by funnykid87 November 10, 2009

Sugar-Tit

1. Sugar rolled up in a handkerchief held together by a piece of string for a baby to suckle on.

Used primarily in situations where you are attempting to quiet a child. (and give it a set of rotten teeth as they come in)

2. Something Grandmom yells when she is upset

Example 1: "I gave my baby a sugar-tit to quiet it during the movie.

Example 2: "oh sugar-tit!"

by Drepanon January 5, 2010

tits of life

battery indicater on mobile phone

"I've only got two tits of life on my phone"

by jon November 1, 2003

Tit Mungler

The act of putting titties in and around your mouth, and or rubbing them around your genitals, while taking a shit. Technically for it to be a tit mungler you have to be taking the shit while in the act of doing the titty-rubbin. This may often result in poopy titties depending the situation. The shitting does not have to be done in a toilet, and is preferably done elsewhere.

"Last night Bryan wanted to tit mungler.. i full on let him but idk, it smelt so bad when he got done, some of his sludge dragon got on my titties.."

by n.spizz February 11, 2009