sex shrek

A disparaging nickname given to a partner who endlessly cajoles and nags you to take that little blue pill when they want “it” which feels like always.

Yes I would most certainly classify her as a A-1 sex shrek, I have even caught her sneaking my Vitamin V into my dinner!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

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sex swag

Having a style or demeanor that attracts people to you in a sexual way. Not particularly by dressing slutty, but by carrying yourself in a manner that causes people to believe you are great in bed.

Person 1: You see how that girl move her hips?

Person 2: Mmmhhhmmm...she got mad sex swag!

by shaunperfi May 21, 2011

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sex mustache

If sex hair means what a girl's hair looks like after sex then sex mustache is what a mustache looks like after sex.

To a guy with a messy mustache: "Dude you have wicked sex mustache going on right now."

A mustache, post mustache ride.

by Emma Mara November 20, 2013

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Vent Sex

Participating in fornication via relay voice messaging on Ventrilo.

"Im so fucking horny want to have vent sex?"
"Im already stroking my cock, OVER"
"Do you want me to come over?"
"Yes I want you to come! OVER"
"No, do you want me to come over? Why do you keep ending all your sentences in over?"
"Why do I keep ending all my sentences in what? OVER"

by iheartbeer December 2, 2009

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Olympic Sex

When the only thing you do is “practice” sex and finally have sex in 4 years.

Dude 1: Dude I got laid last night. Dude 2: Not me I have Olympic sex! Dude 1: Olympic sex? Dude 2: yah i’ve been practicing for 3 years now and hope to get laid by next year!

by Sambiase April 14, 2019

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