Little sister food

When you are hanging out with an age appropriate girl and you meet her little sister and it's a easier and guaranteed hook up

I've been out with this girl 3 times and last time I met her sister and shes just little sister food.

by BXGun November 10, 2019

Deranged Food

Phrase: Used to describe a food that is not necessarily gross, but very bizarre.

Meatballs are not inherently gross, but the name and the thought of “meat” in ball form is very disturbing and deranged when thought about.

“Lasagna is so weird if you think about it, its just meat, sauce, and cheese separated into layers by slabs of pasta”

“Lasagna is a deranged food”

by girlmeat March 19, 2022

food

amazing delicious everyone eats it even animals

I love food🥵🥵🥵

by coolpersonhehehe July 17, 2020

Food waste

Food has been trown out.

I had food waste last friday at the party.

by Katy628 March 25, 2020

Won't be able to get any food

Hey! You know who else won't be able to get any food?

Hym "ME! I won't be able to get any food either. But not because of the government shutdown. I don't use a cent of taxpayer dollars. Well, actually I used 2000 of government money after my landlord turned me on to a post covid program that guve you money for rent. That was back went my car broke down and my only source of income was doordash. So, 2000 taxpayer dollars in 35 years. I'm not going to have any food until Friday because my gas station pay is shit and I'm not getting paid for literally inventing AI. So, I have half a loaf of bread. I have less than a half a gallon of water. I can't count on both hands the number of times I've had to go without. THIS TIME is relatively better because at least I have the break and an assortment of jalapeño jams my mother made. But I will finish that gallon of water and I'm not going to have anything to drink until Friday at 4 am. Can't drink out of my sink. The water that comes out of my sink is a milky white. So isn't that interesting? Now that YOU won't have anything to eat, it's a crisis. Isn't that crazy?"

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

Whoke Foods

When what you're shopping for isn't nearly as important as where you're shopping for it.

"Are those vegetables locally sourced?"
"Of course, I only shop WHOKE FOODS"

by Treblatsirc December 18, 2019

Food stamp bondage

When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.

Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."

by DeadlyWithAMap November 14, 2015