Sack Scratch, also sometimes spelled "Sackscratch" is a native species of northwestern New Jersey. Sack Scratch is the cousin species of the "Jersey Sasquatch". Sack Scratch has also been referred to by some locals as Skunksack, Swampert, Big dirty, Skud Knuckle, Dirty Donald and Donny.
The Sack Scratch is rarely seen walking the streets but when it is, beware of it's stench.
The Sack Scratch is usually hidden away in his den that can only be described as a "bombed out shit hole" that has a stench of shit, piss, old food, dead bugs, sweaty arm pits, rotten cum, gross ball cheese, dirty feet and swamp ass.
The Sack Scratch has a unique smell that is potent enough to singe the eye brows right off your forehead and cause disorientation that may smack you on your ass with a one, two punch. The stench that emits from this horrendous creature is enough to make a freight train take a dirt road.
To keep this creature at bay, you can toss it any kinda snack that is sugary and sweet. But mostly anything besides veggies will do!
Lastly, do not anger the Sack Scratch or he might just break your spine into two pieces and eat you for lunch!
The Sack Scratch is rarely seen walking the streets but when it is, beware of it's stench.
The Sack Scratch is usually hidden away in his den that can only be described as a "bombed out shit hole" that has a stench of shit, piss, old food, dead bugs, sweaty arm pits, rotten cum, gross ball cheese, dirty feet and swamp ass.
The Sack Scratch has a unique smell that is potent enough to singe the eye brows right off your forehead and cause disorientation that may smack you on your ass with a one, two punch. The stench that emits from this horrendous creature is enough to make a freight train take a dirt road.
To keep this creature at bay, you can toss it any kinda snack that is sugary and sweet. But mostly anything besides veggies will do!
Lastly, do not anger the Sack Scratch or he might just break your spine into two pieces and eat you for lunch!
John- What the hell happened to you?
Mike- I think the Sack Scratch is about, My brows were burned right off my face by a mysterious smell!
Mike- I think the Sack Scratch is about, My brows were burned right off my face by a mysterious smell!
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